Ok. I’ve had it. Things have officially gotten out of hand and I’m just going to let the cattiness out…Nope, I DON’T care that you got engaged and in fact, the ring looks pretty generic; yes, you ARE crazy if you think that a week of juice-binging is going to permanently rewire your lifestyle; ummm…those yoga pants look much cheaper than what you paid for; and though I love you, I don’t love you enough to celebrate your half birthdays.